The Ramification of Remus

Men are like

2009-06-29T10:22:00.000-07:00

... Blenders.You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
... Chocolate Bars.Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips
.... Coffee.The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long
.... Commercials.You can't believe a word they say
.... Computers.Hard to figure out and never have enough memory
.... Coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere
.... Copiers.You need them for reproduction, but that's about it
.... Curling Irons.They're always hot, and they're always in your hair
.... Government Bonds.They take way too long to mature
.... Horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong
.... Lava Lamps.Fun to look at, but not all that bright
.... Mascara.They usually run at the first sign of emotion
.... Parking Spots.The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small
.... Popcorn.They satisfy you, but only for a little while
.... Weather.Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Try This!

2009-06-26T09:22:00.000-07:00

I attempted this at work.

Try it, try it, try it!

Smile when it hurts the most

2009-06-25T10:09:00.001-07:00

Gives Me Hope

I'm sure almost everyone has heard of FML, but at GMH, they take the idea of publishing people's anecdotes in the opposite direction. They are all optimistic, upbeat stories, conveying messages that (if your body contains a functioning heart) will give you the warm fuzzies. Some a bit more touching than others.

If I'm in the right mood whilst reading these, my eyes may slightly glaze over, a single droplet forming in the corner, and i will have to look away, distract myself with a neutral thought (possibly Fraggle Rock) before I can continue my reading.

Listen Up!

2009-06-24T07:50:00.000-07:00

I thoroughly enjoy MGMT, particularly this song.

It's in my top 20 songs ever.

Awkward Website

2009-06-23T10:47:00.000-07:00

Awkward Family Photos

I think it's pretty entertaining.

Anything close to being awkward makes me squirm. Like, if for example, I'm watching something I feel is awkward on TV, I will change the channel. In a heartbeat. Pissing off all those watching with me.

I'm also thinking I should submit a few of my own.

The Beginning

2009-06-23T10:09:00.000-07:00

(Self Disclosure: I, by no means, in any shape or form, what-so-ever, am a writer. I like numbers, not words.)

So on this day, I'm lounging about in my rolly office chair, at my EXTREMLEY corporate job, doing next to nothing. You see, I'm a summer student, and my employer seems to get agitated when i finish my job quickly. But it's such a mindless task that I'm surprised and kind of disgusted that it hasn't been fully automated by computers yet, and takes all of ten minutes to complete.

After two months boredom, and another two looming drearily ahead, I made the decision to do "this".

"This" will entail posting "stuff".

"Stuff" may include, but will not be limited to websites, pictures, videos, maybe songs, etc.